The real reason why sea levels are rising

“Ok, now say bitcoin is going to be the reserve currency.”

Caption this

Me after meeting Trump

A stock I’ve been holding for five months, 3 minutes after I sell it

Describe Jerome Powell using only one word

Let’s see what you have

You’re bearish? Powell just said he’s cutting rates and you’re bearish?

Told my grandpa to go short on the market yesterday

Crypto bros right now

BREAKING: Trump says the US took a 10% stake in Intel

BREAKING: The new $1 dollar bill after the rate cuts

ALL TIME HIGHS MF’ERS